Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
that is very illegal...i love you.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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