I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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