Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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