Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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