So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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