8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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