what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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