put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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