Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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