So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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