I heard we made out
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize