I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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