let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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