pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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