i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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