Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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