butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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