Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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