So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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