? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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