Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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