i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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