gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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