Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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