i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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