What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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