he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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