is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
