I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
third nipple confirmed
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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