Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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