I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
we should paint friendship bongs
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