You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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