Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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