If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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