We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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