We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
