I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
