you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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