Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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