that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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