It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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