I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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