How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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