i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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