i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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