your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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