That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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