dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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