If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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