i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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