i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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