If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
is it fun? or sober?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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