I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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