i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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