tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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