Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It's Friday. Sex?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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